The+Biggest+Sandwich

The Biggest Sandwich Jonathan
Zafir Tristen Coleton One day in New York there was a sandwich shop named Big Bob's Sandwich Shop. It was home to many sandwiches. There was the Meat Lovers, the Meatball Deluxe, and the Big Bob Special. Most important it was home of the Destroyer, a 10 pound sandwich. It was not for eating because it had set a world record. It drew in thousands of customers a year. There was only one problem, two people have been trying to steal them ever since it the sandwich was invented.

The two men were named Taco and Burrito. They were two of the best thief's in the world, but they somehow couldn't steal these burgers. They had tried at least 15 disguises, but they couldn't fool Bob. They knew they would have to try something completely new to get the sandwich. So they called Ke$ha to distract Bob so they could sneak into the shop and steal the burgers.

When Ka$ha picked up she said she would help but it would cost 100000000000000 cents. Taco and Burrito said no way so Ke$ha said fine i will do it for free. When Ke$ha showed up, she started to play a song. It was working. Taco and Burrito were getting close to the sandwich when out of nowhere Eminem jump up on stage and started to rap his songs to fight her songs. Doing that, Bob came back to his scenes and saw Taco and Burrito going out of the place with the sandwich.

Then Bob pulled out his potatoes and started throwing the potatoes at Taco and Burrito. Taco fell down but Burrito kept running out the door. Then Bob threw his last potato at Burrito but missed! Before Burrito could get through the door, Eminem jumped on Burrito and started attacking him.

Eminem pulled out picanta sauce and started eating it. Then he turned him into a monster and destroyed Burrito and saved the sandwich. Everyone was very happy and Eminem started rapping for the Destroyer sandwich.

The End